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whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
this is the most secondary school thing i’ve ever seen
this video is all over facebook but honestly you must watch it it’s the best thing i’ve seen all week i can’t believe teenage boys
I used to go to this school which is really embarrassing. What happened. To you, Redcliff?
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers
I can hear my upstairs neighbor peeing sometimes and when I do, I tap on the ceiling and say, “It sounds like somebody’s staying hydrated,” and he calls the landlord and complains.
how long do you think sherlock has spent in the bathroom, staring at himself, and hating himself, and looking at every little expression in his eye with bitter, cruel loathing, because he has spent so many years thinking he’s worthless, and how could he believe anything else…
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.
Flesh and Stone (05x05) - Mummy on the Orient Express (08x08)
Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
"the polite thing to do is say yes"
hello rape culture
when something like this happens you should just block the person. Problem solved.
I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.